Let’s go over some news and notes:
- Cody Glass is an alpha wolf. [The Athletic]
- Offer sheets never happen anymore, but William Karlsson sure seems like a player who could interest a number of teams. [Las Vegas Review-Journal]
- What’s the best way to commence a building’s demolition? Take wrist shots at the windows! Obviously!
In other news...
- Dave Portnoy, the noted mega bro Barstool Sports founder who was mad about fans reacting negatively to his partnership with the Bruins for their rally towel, is upset about a towel.